Monday, January 10, 2005

i update this rarely to never. here are some ramblings that i'm making up as i go along.

rare wine tasting like metallic paint slide down bitch's throat like robitussin
group thereapy teaches how to cope with the pain of rape and underground dog fighting
failure to communicate
loss of grip on reality
inability to cope with threatening forces
lazer beams and pulse beam emmitters
laboritory jokes
kids feeding wine to monkeys addicted to cigarettes and hurling feces
i am lonely and misunderstood
i am so pretesious and emo
i work at a group home
rabbit stew with a basil garnish
the yumminess of barbarism
selfish practitioner of the occult arts
new age yuppies
richies and trustafarians
monroe ave where the rich and crackheads meet
poverty rears its ugly face
quarter dime nickel penny
rochester is the most pomo city i've been in
it afflicts my worldview
i am sick with the desire for something new
and my bestial instincts
sweating at the thought of masturbating in the woods
my poetry becomes obscene
oh no, this is the internet
the realm of porn and aol and the department of homeland security
my paranoia
the disease
the radicals with their black umbrellas at the reflecting pool
shouting 'hey hey ho ho' and nothing comes after
no more message, just ritual
take is broken left wing and learn to fly
viva zapata is john mccain's favorit movie
fuck the john-john dems for prez
skull and bones conspiracy
conceding the race
one hand washes the other
secret societies take care of their own
bohemian grove
frusteration and postmodernism
tactics aren't working
militancy, not pacifism
long live FARC and the other drug-runnging guerrillas
they will save colombia and amerika and the world
if you want to know what i really think you'd better be strip searched
the wires will kill me
i'll cut them out of my neck with a spoon
and the cow jumped over the moon

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http://www.third-plateau.org/knowledgebase/misc.shtml#enema
How to Perform a DXM Enema: a study in perversion




The DXMenema is a method of ingestion of cough suppressant that some find useful because they cannot consume DXM any other way with out becomeing nauseous, the procedure may make you nauseous, but it won't be due to your stomach not likeing the syurp or the powder.


Materials:
DXM powder.
An oral syringe, it is a 10mL (10cc) syringe with no needle, it is used to give little kids medicine. Some water.
About 1mL worth of alcohol.
A regular fleet enema
Your favorite lubricant, I would suggest anal eze...

Procedure:

1. Fast for 12 to 24 hours, the longer you fast the less material will be in your system and you don't have to worry about everything coming out as you are sitting there typing on your computer... In my experience 12 hours isn't really enough, you don't want anything in your lower intestine...
2. Prepare the oral syringe. To do this take a shot glass and put 5 mL's of water in it (use the markings on the syringe), then put about 1mL of your alcohol in there, I used Johnny Walker Black Label, but any hard alcohol will work, don't use denatured alcohol or anything type of alcohol that is not meant for human consumption. Then add however much DXM powder you need into the shot glass. It isn't going to mix that well with the alcohol and water, but all you need to do is get it in the syringe. So suck up the DXM juice into the syringe, if you have to add more water to get all the powder in there. Now you have a DXM rectal injection tool ready. You can put in more water depending on how much DXM you are using, I had a really bad cough the day I did it so I used 500mg of DXM, it worked, experiment to find the right amout of liquid for you.
3. Use an enema now, just a regular one but get all the shit out. I did not do this, trust me it is a good idea..
4. Inject the Syringe full of DXM into your ass (this is also known as grabing your ankles and squealing like a pig). This is pretty graphic. You want to get it up there, the nerve endings are in your asshole itself, you don't want to get any of the DXM juice on there or it will burn. So shove it in and inject the liquid. Lubricant is a good idea too.
5. Lie on your side, or on your head, this is to give the liquid sometime to get into your system without walking around leaking...
6. Between 15-30 minutes later you will feel the effects. I have found this to be a decent method of ingesting cough suppressant.



Other Notes:

I only did this one time, it isn't that comfortable doing all of that, and I am not sure how good it is for your lower intestine. But it did work well so... I felt this was a necessary experiment to help out my fellow dexers, it isn't comfortable, but if you are getting sick everytime you are using powder, then this maybe worth trying, it does burn a little as you leak, but if you avoid leaking you should be ok. i.e. lie on your side for like 30 minutes. Also the buzz does come on different, it is pretty neat, give it a shot and post what ya think. Oh yeah the alcohol in the syringe is intended to help the DXM dissolve a little bit more in the solution. I'm not doing it again because I don't get sick taking DXM orally.

---Gdog
http://www.third-plateau.org/knowledgebase/misc.shtml#enema